Monday, January 29, 2007

National Unity

Some people have a very warped way of resolving internal conflict. If a virtual civil war is underway, what better way to unite the masses than by popping over the border and murdering some Jews? Best of all, why not fall over yourselves to take credit for it? And then claim you had been planning the whole thing for seven months...

Apparently it's all Israel's fault. It seems that we cleverly gave them Gaza and made them vote Hamas, specially so we could create a huge internecine battle, and now, in the spirit of national unity, they have struck back at their oppressors, and will do so again.

Meanwhile, we no doubt gave the Iranians some uranium-enrichment technology and flew Neturei Karta in on El Al, so we could manipulate world opinion a bit more. Why stop there? World exclusive on Freedmanslife - Jimmy Carter's latest book was ghost-written by Amos Oz.

In an upside-down world where Israel's reality seems totally inverse to the way everyone sees it and reacts to it, I think it is time for us to have our own form of national unity by demanding a new print run of one of Israel's finest clothing exports, and wearing the T-shirt to remind the world of what they can do if they don't like us:




2 comments:

Ofer said...

It could be the fact that I've been awake for the last 24 hours and I'm after a 3 hour test.
But I didn't get that T-Shirt part.
Plus what's with that print? am I missing here? 'cause it doesnt make sense :(

But I'm gonna quote you on this
"In an upside-down world where Israel's reality seems totally inverse to the way everyone sees it and reacts to it"
If you don't mind :)
You pretty much summerized our whole problem in 1 short sentence.

freedmanslife said...

Hehe, now look at the posting with the upside-down mentality of our enemies, and an appropriate message will be revealed...